The Decorating Diva loses prison decorating contest:
NEW YORK – Martha Stewart, who built a billion-dollar media empire based on her holiday and home decorating tips, was unable to lead her team to victory in a prison decoration contest, a magazine reported.
Stewart and a team of fellow inmates at a federal prison camp in Alderson, W.Va., crafted paper cranes to be hung from the ceiling, People magazine reported in an article posted on its Web site Wednesday. They lost out to a competing team that built a nativity scene showing “pictures of snow-covered hills and sleds and clouds on the wall,” the magazine quoted an inmate as saying.
Each team was given $25 worth of glitter, ribbons, construction paper and glue to build a display based on the theme “Peace on Earth,” the magazine said.
I just hope she doesn’t shank the winners in the shower room, in a fit of pique.
It’s possible that Martha Stewart’s idea was better, but it just wasn’t appreciated by the other inmates who didn’t appreciate her greater subtlety.
Yes, I’m sure that the subtle nuances of paper cranes hung from the prison ceiling were lost on the Philistines Martha’s currently locked up with.