On last night’s O’Reilly Factor, there was a story about a parent named Laura Stanley who took her kids out of school because it was the school district’s “Spirit Week” and the exciting thing to do for that day was dress like someone of the opposite sex. Laura has eight (!) kids, and claims that she saw a 6th grade boy at her children’s school prancing about wearing a pink miniskirt, among other things. Yes, it was Cross-Dressing Day at Carrier Mills-Stonefort Elementary School.
That’s not the story. The real story was the woman’s hair. It was…amazing. There’s really no other adjective to describe it. If I’d had half a brain, I’d have taped it and gotten a still from the video. I honestly don’t remember much of what she said, because I was transfixed by her hair. I’ve never seen anything quite like it. Simply amazing. I don’t often watch O’Reilly, but I’m going to tune in tonight to see if that woman’s hair is mentioned.
Related story here and here. Unfortunately, hair is not mentioned, or even alluded to. You really had to have been there.
Thank you for noticing my amazingness. I was up all last night worrying about how people would look at me. You have validated me. Thank you.
No no, thank YOU. I wish I had a photo to show the world how truly…amazing you are.
oooooooooo! My folicles are all a-flutter!
That last comment was clearly from a charlatan posing as Laura Stanley’s Hair, and I suggest that any serious readers of this website refrain from paying any attention to it.
By the way, L.S.H., “follicles” is spelled with THREE l’s.