US Democratic presidential nominee John Kerry helps himself at the buffet in Steve’s Soul Food Restaturant in Detroit, Michigan. Kerry was trailing behind President George W. Bush in the latest polls, raising the stakes for their first debate two days before that face-to-face confrontation(AFP/File/Luke Frazza)
You can just tell that he’s thinking, “Oh God, how much of this stuff am I gonna have to eat?” I bet John Kerry’s never had to eat at the breakfast bar of Shoney’s in Oxford, Georgia if he’s grossed out by this. Well, good luck at tomorrow’s debate, Senator. I think you’re going to need it.
*urp*
uh oh.
*whup!*
ooh. ooh. Please. Give me more Heinze Ketchup. Anything but this!
*ffffrrrrrrrpt*
You’d better sick this up before I have to deal with it.
*bloop* *bloop*
*PLAHfffffrrrrpppppptttttt!!!*
Hey! What the HELL did you just eat?! My WORD it STINKS!