Ace of Spades points us to a Jonah Goldberg column that would be the normal fare, except for the editorial comment at the end:
Jonah Goldberg is editor-at-large of National Review Online and a syndicated columnist. He will write daily columns this week from the Democratic convention in Boston. Next month, liberal filmmaker Michael Moore, director of Fahrenheit 9/11, will weigh in daily from the Republican convention in New York.
Michael Moore is to weigh in? Is this some kind of joke?!?
I hope that you are not insinuating that the esteemed National Review would make FAT JOKES?
The article was in USA Today.
Even worse! The even MORE esteemed USA Today would stoop to fat jokes!
I’ll get to the BOTTOM of this!
Good. That’ll give you something to CHEW ON for a while.
Chew on THIS, Sea Monkey Racer.