Check out this beauty. The UK’s The Sun newspaper reports that:
Bone idle Susan Moore has finally had her benefits stopped after an astonishing 16 YEARS on the dole.
Super-sponger Susan, 34, has not done a day?s work since dropping out of college in 1988.
But amazingly, she insists she isn?t lazy ? and is appealing against the decision to stop her claiming ?65-a-week Jobseeker?s Allowance.
Susan, who says she needs to RELAX at weekends, has never even been for a job interview ? and turned down work at a supermarket because it was five miles away.
But yesterday she said: ?I don?t see why I shouldn?t get Jobseeker?s Allowance. I?m not a scrounger, I want to work but nothing suitable?s come up.?
Her local Jobcentre currently has 260 vacancies on its books, and the local paper is packed with 230 job ads. But skiver Susan reckons none are right for her.
Since abandoning college she has pocketed ?30,000 in benefits. But the handouts were finally stopped when she quit a New Deal course designed to help her find a job.
To ensure waster Susan would attend the course ? held 20 miles away ? Jobcentre staff paid for a taxi to take her to the train station each morning, and also paid her rail fare.
But when the taxi didn?t turn up one day, she simply packed the course in.
Susan, of Burythorpe, North Yorks, moaned: ?I find it hard to travel. I can?t drive, there are no buses to speak of and taxis are expensive.
The best part is The Sun’s “Shop a Sponger” ad:
THE Sun wants your help to track down Britain?s worst scroungers. If you know a waster like Susan, give our SHOP A SPONGER HOTLINE a call between 9am and 6pm today on: 020 7782 4105 (London) or 0161 935 5316 (Manchester).
Have you shopped a sponger today?
(Thanks to John “Dahbeeshah” Derbyshire at The Corner for the pointer.)