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Bacon Doughnut

This is apparently a new item at a California diner:

The nickel diner in Los Angeles, California is known for carefully making all of their own baked goods…But, put your diet on hold, and prepare to go hog wild over this guilty pleasure…The diner is now offering a bacon donut!It’s a maple glazed donut dipped in bacon bits.The idea actually came from the pastry chef’s neighbor, who said the diner should use some of the bacon they were already making, and use it to cover a maple glazed donut.

Those of us clued into doughnut events already know that bacon doughnuts are not new things.

Is it true that Barack Obama once ate fifty bacon donuts with his anus?  It's what I heard.

6 comments to Bacon Doughnut

  • Joshua

    I’m appalled.

    How could someone make a bacon donut? Worse yet, how could someone EAT a bacon donut? One look at the thing and you’d want to barf. Just picture yourself now, the bacon donut in front of you, you pick it up, open your mouth, and take a big steaming bite. BARF.

    BARF.

  • A few important questions:

    When was the last time you ate a doughnut of any kind?

    When was the last time you ate bacon?

    When you had bacon, did you have pancakes and/or french toast with syrup along with it?

    Just what the hell is wrong with you?

    Me, I will try to get my hands on a bacon doughnut before long. Or, if necessary, get a maple doughnut, put some bacon on it, and make a bacon doughnut myself. And I’ll document the deliciousness of it all.

  • Joshua

    Because I believe in TRANSPARENCY, I will address your ridiculous questions.

    When was the last time you ate a doughnut of any kind?

    It was three weeks ago. I bought it in a shop near my house. There was a sign on the “donut” that said “donut.” It didn’t taste like a donut, but it said it was a donut, so this was a donut “of any kind.”

    When was the last time you ate bacon?

    Probably south of 2002. I don’t remember.

    When you had bacon, did you have pancakes and/or french toast with syrup along with it?

    I’m pretty sure I had pan-cakes, maple-syrup, and hash-browns. But I didn’t take them all at once into my hands, form them into a ball, and stuff it in my mouth, like the bacon donut purports to be.

    Just what the hell is wrong with you?

    I don’t know.

    And I don’t think anybody would care about what you would put in your mouth.

  • Note that what we’re talking about here isn’t a bacon-hash brown doughnut, but a bacon doughnut. Hence your comment about forming a breakfast into a ball and stuffing it into your mouth is inapt.

    I care about what I put in my mouth. And I’m going to put a bacon doughnut in it, just you wait.

    By the way, bacon technology has become far, FAR more advanced since 2002, including flavor notes that go WONDERFULLY with doughnuts of any kind. So you don’t know what you’re missing.

  • Joshua

    The bible is clear on bacon: NO. No bacon, so long as bacon is of the pig-variety. So, it doesn’t matter what sinful advances have been made on the bacon-front, I haven’t missed anything.

    I think oh nevermind.

    My wife thinks you’re making all of this up, anyway. I just described to her the subject of the post and showed her the picture. She still doesn’t believe it. I’m starting to doubt, too.

    Sinner.

  • David

    Follow the links on the post, for the Baby Jesus’ sake.

    You DO do that, don’t you?

    WOULD YOU?…