Who? What? What’s That You Say?
It seems like only two months ago that Pamela Anderson was aglow with happiness over her quickie Las Vegas wedding to Rick Salomon. Actually, it was. [What?] But the 40-year-old ex-”Baywatch” beauty has filed for divorce from her 38-year-old husband after just two months of marriage. [Huh? Whuh? How...?] Anderson cited irreconcilable differences in papers filed Friday in Los Angeles County Superior Court. [Why? What? What's going on now?] The documents were first obtained by the celebrity Web site CelebTV.com. [Who? Whuh? Hunh?] Anderson and Salomon wed October 6 during a break between the 7 p.m. and 10 p.m. shows of “Hans Klok’s The Beauty of Magic” at Planet Hollywood resort, where Anderson was starring as a magician’s assistant. [What was that again? A whosit? Huh? Where, exactly?] The couple separated less than 10 weeks later, on December 13. [When? Whuh? Why...? How?] Salomon is best known for making a sex videotape with Paris Hilton, his girlfriend at the time, and was previously married to actress Shannen Doherty. [Who? Whuh? How is... what was that again?] Anderson was previously married to singer Kid Rock and Motley Crue drummer Tommy Lee. [Who? What? Huh?]
I care this much about this. Pamela Anderson’s happiness is all I can think about this Xmas season.
Themocracy
I care a lot about this post.
But not as much as the picture.
Huh? Wha? I… what? Did you…? What?