Paulian Tactics
Here’s the latest tactic Ron Paul’s supporters have been using in order to do anything and everything they can to get their favorite old crank elected:
It took less than a month for Jason Francis to realize that he was not among allies at the so-called Fred Thompson Forum, a website purporting to support the candidacy of the Republican presidential contender.
Maybe it was the site’s tagline — “Hope for North America” — that made him doubtful of the forum’s legitimacy. Or, the oddly bombastic tenor of his fellow forum members’ posts. While Francis was posting thoughtful missives about his candidate’s positions, other purported Fred-heads seemed to hold a sinister view of the former senator. A poster named “Chuck Manson,” for example, expressed confidence that a Thompson White House would deploy improvised explosive devices in Iraq. “We’ve got bigger and better (IEDs), and we need to start using ‘em! We will not be defeated! We will rule the Middle East!”
After voicing some mild suspicions, Jason Francis finally threw his virtual hands up in the air. “I am now convinced that this site is owned and operated by Ron Paul supporters with the express purpose of discrediting any and all presidential candidates, especially Fred Thompson, without reasoned debate or even relatively polite discussion,” he wrote in July.
On top of his being a Truther, an isolationist after the fashion of Pat Buchanan, a not terribly good friend of Jews or Israel, Ron Paul is entirely unlikable insofar as his main group of supporters tends to be criminals, high school students, paranoid imbeciles, and general idiots. He’s no Republican. Hell, he’s not even Ross Perot.
All your base are belong to us.
You guys are so smart. However did you work it out!
BOMB BOMB BOMB, BOMB BOMB IRAN
Anonymity on the internet has a pluses and minuses. Its good because you can post anything you want and, most likely, you will never be personally linked to it. Its bad because you can post anything you want and, most likely, you will never be personally linked to it.
It is very important to use only reputable websites for information. And even then, double check it with non-internet sites. Remember, when surfing the net: If it seems strange, it probably is. The internet is largely a place for jokes.
What’s interesting is how the Paulbots obssessively search technorati.com looking for mentions of their Lord’s name.
The internet is indeed largely a place for jokes. Ron Paul’s one of the biggest of them.
Ron Paul’s balls taste like marshmallows.
Marshmallows.
That’s very insightful, Curtis. I also appreciate the use of italics; it really drove the point home.
Marshmallows.
Buttery soft marshmallows.
I’ve never had a buttery soft marshmallow. What do they taste like?
They taste like Ron Paul’s balls.
Sweet, sweet marshmallows.
If you did a little research, you’d know that. Google it!
I stand corrected.
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=“ron paul” “marshmallows”
But googling is the most research I will do.