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Animal Necrophilia Not a Crime?

A guy was caught having carnal relations with a dead deer.

Commentary below the fold. I’m dying over here.

It’s like that old joke: how do you plead on a charge of animal necrophilia? “I thought the cat was alive when I fucked it?” It’s a lose-lose.

He doesn’t look like the sort of person who would fuck a dead deer. What’s wrong with the living variety?

Deer Fornicator.jpg

2 comments to Animal Necrophilia Not a Crime?

  • Joshua

    Did anybody else notice that in the court document, before the “carcass” defense, they spelled “deer” as “dear,” saying that “according to the complaint, Mr. Hathaway had sex with a dead dear.”?

    Oh dear.

  • Morgan

    I expected the Game Warden to come around and shout, “No, you idiot! It’s BUCK season!”

    They need to lock this guy up before he moves onto humans. If he’s willing to kill a horse to have sex with it, it’s a pretty good bet he has been entertaining thoughts of murder.