“And then my shoes fell off.”

To quote Dan Aykroyd, “There’s nothin’ I love better than a good cat fight!”

Fake nails and women?s shoes were flying as a bloody claw fight erupted at a Dorchester salon after one primping patron allegedly screamed at a woman bantering in Spanish, ?Speak English! This is America!?

Just minutes after the melee broke out at Kathy?s Nail Design at 261 Bowdoin St., it escalated to the point of a 911 call.

A cop who arrived to break the fracas up got angry red scratches on his neck and arm for his trouble. They were left by a woman who?d just spent $40 for French manicure nail tips, said the shop?s owner, David Win.

Only in America. What a country!

?Ten years in this country, I never seen anything like this. The lady says ?Speak English, I don?t want to hear Spanish!? and big fight happens,? Win told the Herald last night. ?There was blood in here and everything. There were a lot of customers in here. It (was) crazy.?

Police said one of the suspects, Sonia Pina, 20, was speaking Spanish to her cousin when another lacquered lady, Nakeisha Prichard, 20, attacked her Thursday night. Within minutes, at least four women were fighting inside the salon, police said.

?The two suspects began to argue and a fight ensued,? said BPD spokesman Officer Sharon Dottin.

Prichard allegedly pulled off her pump and began beating Pina with it. She explained away that action by telling cops, ?I accidentally took my shoe off and hit her with it after she punched me.?

That’s…that’s some accident. Would this incident be considered racism?

(Thanks to Michelle Malkin for the pointer.)