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Search Engine Silliness

Heidi shows us a few disturbing search requests.

While I’ve posted about this issue in the past here and here, I have to admit that I never got anything quite like “free baby eating animation.”

Don’t you usually have to pay for baby eating animations?

5 comments to Search Engine Silliness

  • I happened to be drinking coffee milk when I read your comment on my post. It would figure that when I can finally get some coffee syrup here in the South, someone makes me laugh at the crucial moment.

    That’s what happened when I was a child too. I had forgotten that part in my nosalgic rumination. I’ll be sure to tell my brother he has a stand-in – he’ll be pleased.

    Now that I’ve cleaned up a bit…

    I enjoyed your past posts on this. Was “banana elphant knee asteroid” all in one post, or over a page?

  • I couldn’t find a single post where all four words were used in it, nor can I understand the context where someone would need to know about bananas, elephants, knees, and asteroids all in the same topic.

    Except, of course, my theory of how we can bring the elephants to their knees by harnessing a gigantic space banana and crashing it into the earth like an asteroid, but until now, I haven’t written about it.

    DAMN YOU AND YOUR MIND-RAYS, KARL ROVE!!11!

  • ah-hah –
    http://www.thewaterglass.net/archives/2004_05.html
    but it doesn’t explain why someone might be searching for that combination. There are actually thousands of hits for that search. I had to add “waterglass” to break it down to less than 200.

  • Joshua

    I’m sure it was some midwestern housewife looking for a cute GIF about baby’s dribbling food from their highchairs.

    It’s still disgusting, but some people get off on that.

    p.s. It wasn’t me who requested it.