The Smoking Gun’s latest article is titled, Texas Hold ‘Em, In Bed
MAY 26–A Texas woman faces a misdemeanor assault charge for her rough treatment of a man who refused to prolong a recent sex session between the pair. According to the below Travis County Sheriff’s Office affidavit, Jannette Pulido, 23, climbed on top of Frederick Parke and squeezed his genitals after he declined additional trysting. Pulido then allegedly directed some threats at her paramour’s private parts and began tussling with the 25-year-old Parke, who was slightly injured. He ejected Pulido from his Austin pad and called the cops, to whom he told his sad story of unrequited love.
I don’t know what’s worse: the crime, or the spelling of the officer “handling” the case:
Jannette Pulido…became angry after he hold her that he did not want to have anymore sex this evening (04/02/05). According to Ben Jannette grabbed him by the genitiles and squeezed them causing him pain. Jannette then agressively climbed on top of Ben grabbing him by the throat and stated “Come on fuck me again.” When Ben refused Jannette began verbally abusing Ben and stated the following to him “Your just a looser”, “You’ll always be a looser”, “I’m going to cut of your dick off while your asleep”, “I’m going to bite off your balls.”
Anyway, she seems like such a nice girl.