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Yet Another Political Compass Test

From Tim Blair, I learn horrible things about my Moral Politics according to this test:

You scored 2.5 on the Moral Order axis and -8 on the Moral Rules axis.

Matches

The following items best match your score:

System: Conservatism
Variation: Economic Conservatism
Ideologies: Ultra Capitalism
US Parties: No match.
Presidents: Ronald Reagan (90.89%)
2004 Election Candidates: George W. Bush (82.74%), John Kerry (64.03%), Ralph Nader (45.29%)
Statistics

Of the 38764 people who took the test:

0.1% had the same score as you.
99% were above you on the chart.
0% were below you on the chart.
13.8% were to your right on the chart.
77.1% were to your left on the chart.

Only Lucifer himself gets lower than a -8 on the Moral Rules axis. Oh, and Ronald Reagan. Post your own results to the long version of the test in comments below.

5 comments to Yet Another Political Compass Test

  • Aggie

    Here are my results:
    While I dislike labels, I’m okay with their definitions of “liberalism” and “economic liberalism” and “progressive neoliberalism.”

    Your Score
    Your scored -3.5 on the Moral Order axis and -5.5 on the Moral Rules axis.
    Matches
    The following items best match your score:
    ? System: Liberalism
    ? Variation: Economic Liberalism
    ? Ideologies: Progressive NeoLiberalism
    ? US Parties: No match.
    ? Presidents: Bill Clinton (90.89%)
    ? 2004 Election Candidates: John Kerry (84.38%), Ralph Nader (69.22%), George W. Bush (62.37%)
    Statistics
    Of the 39003 people who took the test:
    ? 0.2% had the same score as you.
    ? 76.7% were above you on the chart.
    ? 17.9% were below you on the chart.
    ? 72.9% were to your right on the chart.
    ? 19.6% were to your left on the chart.

  • Ray

    No surprises with my score. I seem to belocated in the moral depths as well, somewhere between Charles Manson and Ivan Boesky.

    Your Score

    Your scored 2.5 on the Moral Order axis and -6 on the Moral Rules axis. I do seem to be very close to Ronald Reagan, which ain’t bad from where I’m standing.

    Matches

    The following items best match your score:

    System: Conservatism
    Variation: Economic Conservatism
    Ideologies: Conservative NeoLiberalism
    US Parties: Republican Party
    Presidents: Ronald Reagan (97.79%)
    2004 Election Candidates: George W. Bush (88.10%), John Kerry (69.94%), Ralph Nader (51.34%)
    Statistics

    Of the 46638 people who took the test:

    1.9% had the same score as you.
    82.9% were above you on the chart.
    4.2% were below you on the chart.
    12.9% were to your right on the chart.
    78.5% were to your left on the chart

    Nice to know that 82.9 percent of the population is morally superior to me. I imagine that includes the Clintons…..yech.

  • Are you sure you took that test properly, Ray? I KNOW you’re more evil than that.

  • Joshua

    …and here’s my card, you capitalist dogs:

    Your Score

    Your scored -3 on the Moral Order axis and 2 on the Moral Rules axis. You are as far from a man who rapes pigs for a living as you can get. Good for you, PCB. Say hi to mother Russia for me.

    Matches

    The following items best match your score:

    System: Socialism
    Variation: Moderate Socialism
    Ideologies: Social Democratism
    US Parties: No match.
    Presidents: Jimmy Carter (90.12%)
    2004 Election Candidates: Ralph Nader (86.02%), John Kerry (82.32%), George W. Bush (53.02%)
    Statistics

    Of the 48209 people who took the test:

    1% had the same score as you.
    11% were above you on the chart.
    76.9% were below you on the chart.
    71.7% were to your right on the chart.
    20.4% were to your left on the chart.

  • Even I draw the line at pig raping.